http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-throw-an-insane-orgy-using-craigslist/

“Like most Internet users, my life is a mockery of the human condition. Every day, I seem to accomplish less and less. Indeed, aside from my ability to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide and Doritos into poo–qualities that are hardly unique–I appear to have no impact upon the world at all. I often feel as if there is a cavernous void inside of me, and where others might keep “love” or a “sense of accomplishment from past feats” in such a place, I instead try to fill it with an endless stream of popular culture miscellanea. Because being able to remember all the Dinobot’s names is surely going to keep me warm on my death bed.”

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